improve your performance

ether_ · Post by **ether_** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 23:27

i find my overall performance is much improved if i eat a good beakfast with plenty of protein (eggs, fish or meat), eat carbs during the day, drink plenty of water, and make sure to get at least 8 hours of sleep.
Vitamin supplements are OK but shouldn't really be necessary if you eat a balanced diet with plenty of grains, fresh fruit and vegetables.

Unfortunately this does nothing to speed up my PC.

DinkyToys_ · Post by **DinkyToys_** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 00:04

Also an tray RedBull helpt allot... Espacially for the extra trip effects when you drink all the twelve

ether_warpTV_ · Post by **ether_warpTV_** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 02:35

i highly recommend a bottle of absolut to go with the tray of red bull - performance results will vary after this... ; )

pifco_ · Post by **pifco_** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 16:53

chocolate covered coffee beans!
not too many, or your heart will pound.

juba_ · Post by **juba_** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 14:52

and offcource drugs, last weekend i had a 1 bit chromokey inside my head

(actually it didn't really help using the computers ...)

themadhatter_ · Post by **themadhatter_** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 15:58

performance boost? cocaine!

but i am not talkin' bout a certain white powder (which is supposed to work as well). i akm refering to a funny kind of a drink... or better a funny way to drink rum.

all u need: coffee beans, sugar cubes, rum

put some coffee beans & a sugar cube in your mouth and chew on it as long as you can, then wash it down with loads of rum. enjoy.

performance boosting sensations will start to vanish after the consumption of about 10 shots. this overdose will just make you terriblly drunk & sick on the next day...

try it and write if & how it worked! *g*

disclaimer: don't make me ressponsible for puking all over your equipement. you are old enough (if not, don't tell anyone i told you to drink that stuff)

themadhatter_ · Post by **themadhatter_** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 16:01

for the more progressive VJ:

smoke some ROCK before your gig starts.
it will make you want to trigger clips with a uzi!

bullet proof equipment & invincible audience recommended!

battagliero_ · Post by **battagliero_** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 18:42

ALL that you need is inside of your brain. Wich has got more possibility than the people believes.
Improve your brain control.

Hi.

evomedia_ · Post by **evomedia_** » Wed Feb 04, 2004 14:07

Just hardwire a load of RAM into your brain

polinomix_ · Post by **polinomix_** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 20:05

Drink a Rum CARAJILLO before your session. Heat black rum up, add sugar, burn it while dropping black cafe and speed it up!